Dirty Daboul

When you get a raging boner randomly in class

It was so awkward dude, I was trying to leave class but this damn Dirty Daboul wouldn’t go away.

by ali53now November 6, 2017

Dirty Chia

When you really want a Chai tea, but are awful at spelling. The barista will probably give you an old, slightly used, chai pet.

Hi, I'd like a Dirty Chia!

by OGODWHY November 8, 2017

Dirty Trump

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you put oranges in her ass, yelling "Dirty Trump" as you pass through the door.

"Oh man, I gave that girl a Dirty Trump!"

by seimejote February 16, 2017

dirty croissant

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

dirty ol'mcweasel

When you jerk off or have someone jerk you off to completion while your taking a shit.

Man this chick last night was nasty, I went to take a shit and she gave me a Dirty Ol'Mcweasel

by MaddhatterCrow July 8, 2016

Dirty Capsicum

The act of defecating in ones armpit, and then fucking the said armpit.

Dobbo: "I really need to take a shit but I don't know if I can make it to the toilet!"
Mug: "Just dirty capsicum me!! - We haven't had sex in the last five minutes anyway!"

by Kezerous May 16, 2016

Dirty Magruder

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.

Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016