1 definition by Kezerous

Dirty Capsicum

The act of defecating in ones armpit, and then fucking the said armpit.

Dobbo: "I really need to take a shit but I don't know if I can make it to the toilet!"
Mug: "Just dirty capsicum me!! - We haven't had sex in the last five minutes anyway!"

by Kezerous May 16, 2016