donut dick

When in an attempt to insert a semi erect penis into the vaginal tunnel, the penis curls up like a donut.

"Yo dude i was trying to nail this fat chick but my brain wouldnt let me get it up i had DONUT DICK!"

by Alec and Steve April 20, 2008

funnel dick

A penis with a dick hole that is larger than the shaft, creating a funnel-like shape.

It's a whole new experience with me, but you can't get this funnel dick for free! It only costs two dollars.

Girrrl that guy had a funnel dick, I had to fold the tip just to get it inside.

by Big Nigga G Black Magic Jontx5 August 1, 2008

google dick

A picture of a dick found with google image search. Most often used for sexting when you don't want to send a picture of your actual dick.

Joe: "Yeah, she asked for a picture of my dick"
Bobby: "Did you send one?"
Joe: "Hell no! I sent her a google dick instead"

by Bendberbot50 September 6, 2011

Dick Stick

A freshly semened penis that has glued itself to one's underpants.

I hurts when dick stick.

by shaunf January 9, 2004

Dick Weed

A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.

by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013

vagina-dick

An adult male who exhibits the personality traits of a woman, i.e., the vagina, but is a man, i.e a dick. The man acts in a manner that is consistent with female behavioural patterns. Men who enjoy listening to soft, sensual music, such as soulful R&B artists such as Usher, Brian McKnight and Boyz 2 Men are vagina-dicks.

"You like this song?? You're such a vagina-dick!"

by Onslaught31 May 26, 2009

dick toe

When a man's parts are in any way visible through awkward tightness in the pants, poor sitting position, wearing "banana hammock" underwear with running shorts or experiencing a frontal wedgie. The male version of camel toe.

Coffeeshop:
Dude 1: What do you call the guy version of Camel Toe?
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front...like, 'hey, here's my wang!" but not an 'on purpose hand grab' of said wang. Like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
Dude 2: Dick Toe! Man...dick toe. Yeah. that's it.

by Pherocious August 23, 2010