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The blower vac

Like a rusty trombone but instead of the her hand reaching around there is a 2nd woman giving you head.
I just had the experience of my life those 2 sluts just gave me the blower vac
by Owey32 January 20, 2018
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tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused
Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period
by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018
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oral boner

When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.
Yesterday, I experienced my very first oral boner, and I wasn’t able to eat for hours!
by Imsobisexualitsweirs May 5, 2018
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demi boner

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.
Girl: "You're so hard right now"
Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"
by Poomah May 9, 2018
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flour blower

the action of blowing all pourpose flour into ones vagina or butthole.
Franklin is such a good flour blower!
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Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets
friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018
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Bee Boner

When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.
We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!
by Watermelon seeds May 11, 2018
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