polite sex

Boring Wife Sex. Get the job done.

I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.

by ooooghhye March 9, 2016

Nipple Sex

An act of sexual relations whereby 2 parties (male or female) rub and play with nipples together. this could be considered an act of foreplay or a sexual act on its own.

"Oh my god, did you hear about Jesse and Christopher?" Exclaimed Alex. "Oh you mean that they were caught having nipple sex in the locker rooms" Replied Harry all the while laughing ecstatically.

by PaperKing April 20, 2015

Emotional Sex

Emotional Sex is when emotions act as a cockblock.

Emotional Sex:

"Yeah, you like when Daddy teases you like that don't you?"

"My dad died when I was 6."

by A Very Angry Pisces July 31, 2016

Sex on Decks

When 2 or more people (however you prefer) have sex on another persons deck when they aren't home.

Maybe next time we have sex on decks we should give them a sorry note :/

by Stupid Bat July 17, 2011

penis sex

sex with penis

penis sex all day all night

by ellexisdumb February 24, 2021

sex tarp

A large waterproof sheet that is laid down on the ground before you lay it down on a girl that is a gusher...

Bro, I was with that bitch last night ,I fingered her so good there was squirt works everywhere that I had to sleep in a wet bed. Make sure you lay down a sex tarp!

by Cjd1981#C.Kent August 13, 2017

sex swap

A term used to call a person just got his sex swapped. For males, if he loses his precious organ located between his legs, it's technically called sex swapped. And for females, if she gets a pen15 implanted in the place where it's suppose to be a vjj, it's also called sex swap.

John: "Look, Tim was playing around with fire and lost his pen15 from fire. He got sex swapped."

Jeanne: "I'm sex swapping in Thailand today. It's much cheaper over there than in USA"

by Jason Milburn July 9, 2014