face tainting

Similar to tea bagging but with the patch of skin between the ball sack and the anus. One repeatedly dips it into another's face for oral stimulation.

My boyfriend licked my taint last night while I bounced on his face. I totally love face tainting

by Bitch Bee July 30, 2017

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Stew Face

when you're stewing with anger due to dealing with the ignorance of a privileged demographic taking advantage of marginalized communities

They're being deplorable and now I have stew face.

by superstew October 29, 2018

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It is the best comeback ever, and can be used in response to anything. It will work on anyone, but some may be extremely offended, annoyed, or entertained. It should be either used with utmost caution or constantly. It is a very powerful weapon it could even start wars. (That's how Star Wars started) It also works better than "Your Mom!".

It can be used when overhearing someone.
Person 1: Man, that car was the stupidest thing I've ever seen
Person 2: Your Face is the stupidest thing I've ever seen!

Or when being insulted
Person 1: Your stupid.
Person 2: Your face is stupid!

Or use for a set up
Person 1: That's a dumb tree
Person 2: Your face is a dumb tree!
Person 1: That doesn't make sense.
Person 2: Your face doesn't make sense!

Or when you can't think of something to respond with
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: That doesn't work!
Person 2: Your face doesn't work!
Person 3: Ohhh! Sick burn!
Person 1: Oh come on!

by Mr. Know It All (Seriously) February 22, 2019

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