Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
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Mumma Bear

Mumma Bear can I Have a hug
by ThyNathanScott November 29, 2021
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Smelly bear

They smell but they claim not to even though they catch fish with their bear paws. They are addicted to ice cream and need caffeine but wont have coffee. Sometimes Justin Bieber. Gate keeps mac and cheese.
Ella: Wow, do you smell that?
A fellow rabbit: Yeah, its that smelly Bear. Lets talk about this in the groupchat.
by buuuuuuun January 5, 2022
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Chocolate gummy bear

When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums
I need to go to the dentist, James gave me a chocolate gummy bear last night
by TheLoveTaco January 27, 2022
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Polar Bear

An all-white California Highway Patrol Car. Reasons why they are called that because of their all-whiteness, white grill, white paint, etc. They are typically used for Commercial Vehicle Enforcement.
"Man I got pulled over by a Polar Bear, my rig was too hot so he stopped me."
by dontusemyrealname. June 3, 2019
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smoking bear

"She's in there getting high and smoking bear"
by Barras October 2, 2020
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Makin' Bears

The art of taking an poo. Popularized by 7-time Sexiest Jewish Man Alive, Dan Avidan.
Me: Imma go make sum bears :)

Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!

Me: Make da bears hehe

Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!

Me: :D I'm makin' bears!
by DuctTapeForever January 26, 2023
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