Birddogged

To be lured in by a false sense of security just to be fucked over by someone.

Dude, did you see how upset Bradley got yesterday.

Ya bro, Phil totally birddogged him.

by Fuck3rdBDE January 5, 2017

birdiologist

Someone good with birds.someone who can tell the difference between an huron and an egret.

shizaru is such a birdiologist

by robin-robout September 14, 2018

Birdboxed

When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.

I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.

I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.

by Phomey January 4, 2019

Birdfriend

A female friend who is your bird but also not your bird

Alex: “Aye don’t send a pic of me to your bird”
Zach: “nah she’s not my bird she’s my friend”
Alex: “she’s your birdfriend”

by Bigsick7 January 9, 2019

Birdbox Challenge

A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.

Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.

by 69 Is A Number February 5, 2019

Birdery

The nature, habits, mannerisms, that are common to typical low level, educated/uneducated, annoying, typical women that are found to be reprehensible and harmful to others, including the agent of stated qualities.

Hey Denzel, have you heard that Marlo took Camilla back after all that bullshit? She got 3 kids with the other dude she left M for and now she talking about it was a mistake. The sucka took her back, smh.

Denzel: That shit is straight birdery. The fuck is Marlo thinking?

Ex 2: Denzel: Juan Jose said Jayla keeps hitting his line, talking about, this some true love shit, now that he hit a lick and stacked up nicely.

Rayshawn: I ain't surprised. Typical birdery shit right there. Good thing he ain't a sucka and won't end up being her lick that she makes a come up on. Where was she before? She wasn't in the trenches, she wasn't shooting in the gym.

Example 3: Rayshawn: Yo Denzel, Ashlin filed for divorce from Darien.

Denzel: I told dude not to marry that thot. She been a bird, we all knew that. I don't feel bad for the guy. Dudes who are dumb enough to marry hoes, deserve what comes with that. He deserves that misery for allowing himself to succumb to her birdery.

by Mister Northeast October 3, 2019

birds eye viewing

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020