A bean is someone who is oblivious to everything they hear and see, a bean is someone who pays attention to stuff they want and ignores everything else in life. Also a bean is someone who always says stupid things and makes everyone laugh, because of how stupid they make you feel.
Guy: "that girl is fucked up"
Dylan: "ya, Maria's a bean"
A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!