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Attention-Seeking-Missile (ASM) 

An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.
While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.

His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.

We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.
Hottest person ever. Gives you over 500 hearts every time in adorable home. The reason I am rich
Obriel: u named him Atticus

Me: yes he is the hottest most richest most sugar daddiest man ever‼️‼️💪🏿
Atticus by atticusfanpage June 16, 2021

Attention Starved 

people that most likely didn’t get much attention as an child, so now that they’re older they’re willing to do anything to grasp someone’s attention. (whether it’s using manipulation tactics or emotional abuse)
Lisa said to her therapist, “I just need to be seen 24/7. I need someone to notice me, I hate being in a room full of people and the spotlight isn’t on me.”
The therapist sighed, “Lisa, you’re attention starved.”

time attack 

Japanese version of the Amercian phrase "time trial" for circuit racing.
Justin's RX-7 is mainly used for time attack runs at Laguna Seca.
time attack by cagefreak June 11, 2006

Premature Attaculation 

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.
Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.
Premature Attaculation by RyoQQ September 7, 2010

puppy attack 

when flicking the bean for so long the eventual orgasm equates to the overwhelming joy found when 300 fluffy puppies pounce on you to frolic.
My finger cramped up but I gave her a puppy attack that left her smiling for days.
puppy attack by normnomnorm July 15, 2011