Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.

He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Velcro faces

When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.

Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?

by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018

face foods

foods that come from a source that had a face or a Mom/Dad i.e. animal, meats.

Beth, do you want a hamburger or hot dogs? " Naw man, I don't eat face foods, I love animals."

by ElDubbers January 22, 2020

dazy faced

When someone named your crush and you start grinning and blushing like a stupid idiot

"Omg, Becky! You totally got all dazy faced just now!"

by Mrs. Baby Giraffe February 18, 2017

Face shat

Vomiting from excessive drinking

Hey Jose, are you okay bro? “Yeah man, I so drunk I just face shat in the garden”

by SpidaPicky January 13, 2018

face muffler

when a girl with a fat ass bends her bootie over and farts hot butt smoke into yo mouth

bruh your breath stanks..

ya mate, this kim k looking bitch from last night gave me a face muffler

by ripperMag00s September 30, 2018

penis face

A substitute for dick head

get out of the way, penis face!

by LishiFishy January 8, 2017