Man Pockets

Pockets on men’s jeans that can actually hold stuff, compared to women’s jean pockets which can’t ever fit an iPhone

Hey, Parker. Can you hold my phone? I see your pants have man pockets.

by hihenryitsjosie May 20, 2019

Man Beaver

Man Beaver (Noun) - slang for gay man's ass hole. Example: slap my man beaver with your fat dick. synonyms: man-gina, boy pussy.

example 2: stuff your hot rod in my man beaver
example 3: Fuck my man beaver with your fat wood

by axethrower21 May 23, 2019

Ocean-man

A creature of which swims for its whole life span. It is a cross between a frog and a dolphin.

Ocean-man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand.

by Big scatt May 27, 2019

Cockroach man

Cockroach man/girl and his/her pals silverfish man/girl, termite man/girl, and flyman/girl infest a building until bad guys either call an exterminator or get caught, but they also do the same thing to the good guys.

Good guys- Fuck cockroach man, why did you have to show up here today?

by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019

Man Camera

When a man becomes a camera via costume or photo editing

Person 1: Hey did you see this post on reddit about the Man Camera

Person 2: Oh yea if you like that you should check out r/PraiseTheManCamera

by Nofriendsfourlife June 12, 2019

Meow Man

Meow Man TugMeow Man was here

Meow Man is a tugboater

by MeowMeow Man June 17, 2019

Man Jousting

When two men verbally argue in a bid to see who is in some way better. It is generally very distracting and can sometimes be used to distract each man from whatever work they may be trying to avoid

Jacky: I heard you are sloppy at your job
Jordan: I heard the same about you
Jacky: Yeah takes one to know one
Abbey: can you guys quit man jousting and get back to your work

by AbbeyRu June 17, 2019