rack jack

When you're browsing through a rack of clothing going in a certain direction and someone cuts right in front of you.

That lady totally rack jacked me at Goodwill!

by halofire May 27, 2015

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Double Jack

When you assist your partner in jacking off.

Jacking off your Boyfriend the same time he masturbate.

Did you enjoy our Double Jack this morning?

by Past & Present July 7, 2015

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Jacks Girls

A female, if you can even call her that, who puts out for mediocre sex and is typically of the highland cattle body type.

one of jacks girls came over last night, sea world also had a whale escape recently. Coincidence?

by INI dictionary services May 6, 2019

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jack on the rocks

A glass of jack Daniels whiskey with ice. Not as manly as jack nice and tidy, but you won't get a second look drinking this.

"What'll It be today ?"
"Jack on the rocks, go easy on the ice"

by FerretFTW May 21, 2017

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The most amazing guy in the world. Whenever he gives you "the look", the flood gates open wide. He'll read you bedtime stories and cry himself to sleep. He has a schlong equivalent to the size of a sweet gherkin, and isn't afraid to show it off to all the ladies. He's excellent at making commitments, if they involve emotional torture and eternal condemnation. His opinion is always correct, and he won't stop making senseless noise until you agree with him. He's beautiful. He's perfect. He's a duck.

Gee whiz, Mom. Now that you're single I recon you should abduct that Jack Martin fellow. He's quite the catch!

by Hork; ham pork June 21, 2017

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