Jack Miaff 

Jack me off

Hi, is Jack Miaff there?

Jack Miaff by mgsur June 14, 2011

Jack-spression

To jack (steal) someone elses expression(s). The person who always Jack-spressions is usually too lame to come up with their own expression.

Emily told Leah and Moe that she was crushing on Conan O'brien. Leah squinched her nose and formed and O with her lips. Moe Jack-spression(ed) and repeated the same reaction.

Jack-spression by One of the SMB's June 15, 2011

Jack Slapped 

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

Jack Slapped by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011

Jack Wrapping 

When multiple males who fornicating with one female (or male) at the same time, (A.K.A- "running a train") , frequently alternate the usage of one condom amongst themselves.

me: Dude me and the crew ran a train on Perla last night!
Dew: Dirty Perla?
me: Yea!
Dew: Gross! Did all of you have condoms?
me: Na
Dew: Were you guys jack wrapping?
me: Hell yea!
Dew: Sweeeet....

Jack Wrapping by megasourass June 20, 2011

jack lass 

A lass with a jack ass who pretends to be over smart.

The other day a jack lass with her jack ass seemed quite contended with their unnatural act.

jack lass by doodling July 1, 2011

Jack Poopsicle 

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

Jack Poopsicle by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011

Jack n cig 

Where you jack off and then have a smoke after, as post-orgasm smoking feels amazing.

Alex: Man, I really need a cig, but I have a cough, so I gotta wait til tomorrow

Mark: Damn bro

Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.

Jack n cig by markissooocool December 17, 2011