Chocolate lolly-pop

When you have anal with a girl and you get shit on your dick. Then she gives you a bj.

She sucked on the chocolate lolly-pop after you had anal.

by Pussy_Slayer21 February 8, 2017

Chocolate creamsicle

When a man has a male friend pain your dick with his semen and wait for it to dry. Then later stick it in his anus, so it covered in feces. Lastly you make friend blows the layered dick.

Don’t worry honey, I didn’t look at women, Dave and I just gave each other chocolate creamsicles.

by William Theodore Franklin July 3, 2024

Chocolate banana

When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.

Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021

chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Recycling Chocolate

When two girls have aggressive sex. And one girl lays on her back, and another girl sits on the other girls mouth and shits into it. Then they switch positions and proceed to do the same thing. They then make out and either stop or continue to have sex.

Woman 1: "Have you heard of Recycling Chocolate?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, let's try it!"

Woman 2 lays down, and Woman 1 begins to sit on her face and shits in her mouth.

by IGottaBounce...OnYourBoysDick, July 11, 2021

Chocolate banana

Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick

“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”

by Cy78 July 31, 2020

Dubai chocolate

Another stupid trend just like labubus.

If y’all don’t know what Dubai chocolate is then lucky you.

by why are russian girls so cute October 5, 2025