chocolate residue

The chocolate residue on your penis when you pull out of his/her anus

She ate the (Shit) chocolate residue off me after I railed her

by Luke(Pookie) November 9, 2023

chocolate shower

A glorious event that involves a chocolate fountain and lonely people who love chocolate and want to be showered in it.

I participated in a chocolate shower with my lesbian friends this weekend.

by D676453 December 1, 2017

Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.

Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

Chocolate

An item Spongebob and Patrick tried to sell and succeeded.

"could we interest you in some, chocolate?"

by Darth Revan0313 June 20, 2023

Chocolate Plato

A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.

Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"

Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."

Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*

This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0

by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020

chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008

chocolate pecan

Similar to a glazed pecan, but happens after anal sex then continuing into vaginal sex.

Hey do you think Susie will finally let me give her a chocolate pecan tonight?

by glazedpecan October 28, 2015