Peanut Butter

The one food that is way too addictive but you know it makes you fat asf so you can't ever go on a reasonable diet.

Mom: Hon, quit eating the peanut butter its your 3rd jar this week
You: SHUTTUP MOM ITS GOOD OKAY ? T^T

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

Butter

When youre Paula Deen

Just let me add another stick of butter

by Gemma2005 June 4, 2020

Penis butter

Butter you make from penis milk

i spread penis butter on my toast this morning

by starymars June 17, 2020

penis butter

the butter you make from penis milk.

i put some penis butter on my toast this morning.

by starymars June 17, 2020

Butter

An authentic item or individual that has generic alternatives like margarine, but none really measure up to the original

An actual cop is butter, where a mall cop is margarine.

by theHooniglen August 8, 2020

Fag-butter

Cream Cheese

That Fag-butter on this bagel tastes amazing!

by Ughbullshite August 24, 2020

Butters

To describe something or someone weird or ugly.

You look butters

by Agebodymindsoul August 29, 2020