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man years

Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.
I thought dating an older man would be less drama, but turned out he was only 5 in man years.
by Urbanartshare September 3, 2016
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Man Silence

Man silence is what we call a pause amongst men. It’s not awkward. It’s a mutual agreement among men that sitting in silence with each other is not only acceptable, but encouraged. The silence is usually broken by someone oblivious to the Man Silence happening around them. Only once all men in the group recognize the silence together by giving each other slow nods of approval can the Man Silence be officially broken by one man stating “Man Silence”. Conversation then resumes as normal.
The group sat in Man Silence after returning from a long, exhausting fitness swimming class.

After a prolonged discussion on the weather, they sat in Man Silence until their wives returned from the shoe store.
by _zachytacky_ February 5, 2019
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The Spider-Man

A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.
"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"

"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."

"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."
by Kush Klub CEO April 16, 2017
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man skiing

when you have a naked guy on each side of you and you are simultaneously jacking both of them off it gives the appearence that you are skiing
at the family reunion jill went man skiing with cousin rick and cousin joe
by SexMasterJerrod June 30, 2008
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Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.
Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!
by monkman180 April 9, 2011
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man garden

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.
His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!
by Pamann December 12, 2010
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Boca man

Croatian general with a slitghtly smaller bunda than a Puholini.

He is driving Tesla and he is god of plastic.
You will know he is around when you hear sounds like: „Wee wee”.
If he sees you he will tell you: „Jebem ti mater” that means he will fuck your mom.
He’s favorite spot for getting suplies is hotel Antunovic and Konzum.
„Today I entered house and heared someone fucking and when I entered room i saw Boca man fucking my mom”

Me and my friend walking

Boca man:„Wee wee
Me and my friend:„ Oh look it is Boca man we need to call our moms!!”
by Boca man January 1, 2022
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