Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.

Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.

by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

Chocolate Rain

a funny song made by a TayZonday

Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain.

by bepboopbap April 13, 2024

chocolate cheese

when a women shits on a mans dick that has nob cheese and the man rubs the poop all over his penis and balls.

the lady poop on the man so he could have chocolate cheese.

by DeezNutsprod. May 14, 2015

Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

White Chocolate

What people call WillyWonkaTiktok's cum.

Bro, I wish I could get some of Willy's white chocolate.

by Wolffur198 February 14, 2023

Chocolate doughnut

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)

"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"

by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019