Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Find Bears

another way of saying sex in the company of friends who know his phrase, making it harder for a teacher to understand your perverted jokes. This phrase is not connected to a bear, since this is a generict heterosexual or homosexual phrase.

Man, I'm so bored.
Lets go find bears!

by fakjbf February 19, 2011

Bear Grilled

Food that's been burnt to the extreme.

Mate you've well overdone that bacon, it looks like burnt shit.

Indeed. 'Bear Grilled'. :/

by CorbyCorbett June 19, 2014

Oopsy bear

This is actually Benji, and some things about him is that he's VERY gay and is an and dad. He also owns a snake named Milo. S C R E W. ISFP. SAGITTARIUS. life goal: Get 0% on the rice purity. Ray ;). GAY.

Person 1: Who's Benji?
Person 2: He's Oopsy bear but gay and has an ant obsession
Person 1: Ohhh, I know him! He's pretty cool! :) How do YOU know him!?
Person 2: Under a bridge on ice-

by Maryssa Gusan November 20, 2021

Gummy Bear

Large guy who is known by his adorable and unthreatening look and demeanor

Jason is a bad influence but all the girls think he's a gummy bear.

by Honeymeister Hoona Chickey August 27, 2016

South Dakota Grizzly Bear

When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.

"Honey, is it a sin to perform the South Dakota Grizzly Bear before sex?"

by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024

Bear Beard

Of a person; having long thin lining of hair on the throat near his face. But not much on the face.

Look this guy is having a Bear Beard!

by Desuado September 30, 2020