douche hypothermia

A condition brought on by overexposure to one or a series of douche chills.

"I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"

by kraeg June 17, 2009

Douche

A term of endearment used to express boundless, unbridled, and unconditional love for your friends (and vaginal cavity)

bye, douche

by natsrox1998 April 15, 2017

Douche Duty

A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.

Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty

by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022

Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.

Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.

by Always 777 December 12, 2011

douche cringe

The feeling one gets when he/she is watching a douche commercial with his/her parents and starts to physically 'cringe'.

Did you see that dude's face? It gave me a total douche cringe.

by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007

Douche Bag

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear

"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"

by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011