Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 21, 2011

Piss Missile

When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.

*John runs forward and throws a WILDLY overthrown 55 yard DIME*
Tyler: Holy fuckin' piss missile!

by vennyweenny October 24, 2025

piss missile

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal

Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile

by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024

Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

Piss-tank

A woman with an overly large lower abdomen in relation to the rest of her body.

Look at the Piss-tank on that, it stick out further than her tits!

by OkusAndy May 3, 2022