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Performative

Someone (typically a male) who usually drinks matcha and listens to Clairo or any other trendy female singer as a type of performance to attract females
Dan: Since when do you drink matcha?
Peter: I’ve been drinking matcha
Dan: Your so performative
by 1uvmars_ August 1, 2025
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Performative men

Men who visibly engage in activities to demonstrate their masculinity by paradoxically doing things that are distinctly viewed as traditionally emasculating.
“You see those performative men over there?”
“Yeah, the one with 3 Labubus clipped to his fanny pack and the buff one with red nail polish proudly carrying a protein shake and a copy of Sapiens like it’s the Bible?”
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Perfect

This beautiful girl named Anahi she is perfect in every way imaginable
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This beautiful girl named Anahi she is perfect in every way imaginable
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This one amazing girl named Anahi is the literal definition of perfection she is in every way imaginable I promise but you’ll never kno
She’s Anahi she perfect
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Perfalictor

An instrument used to measure one for the correct Condom size.
That dumbass used a perfalictor last night before his date, and still got one that was too big... He only got a hug afterwards..
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performative male

A performative male is one who reads books by women authors, drinks matcha, and carries a tote bag (bonus points if it's artsy) with a labubu pinned to it. Also, wear baggy pants. He likely listens to indie artists like Clairo. The books he reads may include, but are not limited to: The Bell Jar, Intermezzo, and We Should All Be Feminists. His home or room likely has vinyl collections hung on the walls.

Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫
Nico is a performative male. He carries a tote bag (with a lababu pinned) when going out, reads feminist literature in cafes and posts wholesome content on social media that make you feel warm, safe, and think, "Nico is the guy I wanna be besties with". However his priv account is a 180.
by mangolovercats22 August 16, 2025
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