strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Meat Ball Soup

To place you junk into a bowl of soup then ejaculate into it

I forced a bowl of meat ball soup down the throat of a japanese school girl

by Dethfate January 16, 2009

Meat Eater's Surprise

It is when somebody chops off one's dick, shoves it up his ass, has somebody pee on it and then cut themself and bleed on it. Then he must start licking it.

You don't want to see what a Meat Eater's surprise is.

by OYE COMO VA2 April 1, 2009

Dirty Meat-Slide

in bmx when you come out of the gate last then right after the last turn your first and win the race.

That guy just did the dirty meat-slide and won his main!

by BmXr November 8, 2009

rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

by chillchillchill February 25, 2011

penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis

penis meat man of pie

by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010