eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006

scream like a chimp on fire

(UK) Noise made, normally by a woman, when in a state of sexual excitement. The sound is similar to that made by chimp when on fire.

Come upstairs love and i'll make you scream like a chimp on fire.

by Marky H May 3, 2006

slurp that pussy like water

When that pussy so good you gotta slurp that shit like it’s water nigga

Tyrone- I slurped her pussy so good last night
Paul- Did you slurp that pussy like water?
Tyrone- Hell yeah nigga

by SlaveOwner74 November 28, 2017

um, like, see ya

Initially tentative, then subsequently assertive expression of victory.

Person 1: You saw the girl Hoover brought home last night, right?
Berg: Um, like, see ya!!

by wicknerd July 3, 2006

like bacon through a duck

A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.

Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.

by warriorgregor76 March 26, 2010

smell like a mosh pit

to smell like the area in gigs where fat topless sweaty men beat the hell out of each other

after my ten mile run i smelt like a mosh pit

by will March 13, 2004

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008