Emo kid 

dumb asses looking for attention by cutting themselves and going telling all their friends about how their life sucks and always shops at hot topic and has a dildo up their ass

OMG Becky look at that Emo Kid showing off his arm to random strangers!

Emo kid by FUCKASAURSREX June 24, 2016

bed kid 

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.

"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"

bed kid by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016

lobby kid

A group of sarcastic females that has zero f*cks to give.... they are loyal to their group of friends and are happy to just hang out .... Doesn't need attention or crave popularity . The lobby kids are the greatest people you'll ever meet.

You can always find the lobby kids hanging out at the gym or a park.

lobby kid by Literallymylife May 23, 2016

Scene Kid 

Someone who looks and dresses emo, but doesn't self harm.

I have a scene kid friend who hates to admit it.

Scene Kid by AbbigaleTheHedgehog May 25, 2016

Ikea Kid 

A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.

i love my ikea kid!

Ikea Kid by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016

Whipped kid 

When someone is so obsessed with their girlfriend they forget saturdays are for the boys, and deny that this so called girlfriend cheated on them.

That whipped kid Peter hasn't hung out with boys in like 5 months since he started dating Diane, he's definitely forming a vagina.

Whipped kid by Michaelatkinson January 8, 2017

vape kid 

Kids who often attempt to impress people by showing others their video on their new iPhone 8 showing themselves blowing fat O's. The best way to portray a vape kid is to be in the mindset of one, there for the sentence below will not have the words "vape kid" in it.

"Dude, I have this crazy vid of me blowing some fat ass clouds, and oh dude look at this fat O I blew. Sick right?" (vape kid)

vape kid by callumsconrrner January 20, 2017