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Almighty fish lord 

The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.
Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!
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Flappy Fish 

Amber Heard’s Vagina

Johnny Depp to his friend “I have no mercy, no fear for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market.
Flappy Fish by Wyntercobweb June 18, 2022

stoner fish 

A starfish that is stoned
I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story

Black fish

A slang term used to describe bowfin in southern Alabama and literary nowhere else
That black fish just splashed
Black fish by The man69420 July 4, 2022

sus-fish 

from the word "suspicious".
Used to pertain to something or some event that is suspicious or sketchy.
I wouldn't take that offer, it sounds like a sus-fish.
Where did you get that? The seems like a sus-fish to me...
Don't know what it is? Oh I know! Its a sus-fish!
sus-fish by Duelcross July 15, 2022

The Fish 

The fish is a terrifying large toothed monster that preys on the feet of children at night. It usually squelches and growls to make itself known and that it is present.
“The fish bit my toes last night and tried to yank me under the bed!”
The Fish by Boomslang yonker July 19, 2022