Shits Bitch

Phrase referring to something that is stupid, dumb, useless, lame, etc.

Example 1
Guy 1) Hey dude lets go play Dungeon and Dragons.
Guy 2) Fuck that, Shits Bitch!

Example 2
Guy 1) I have to go buy new tires.
Guy 1) SHITS BITCH!

Example 3
Guy 1) I have to go to jury duty, SHITS BITCH!

Example 4
Guy 1) I have herpes, SHITS FUCKING BITCH!

by Go0o0o0CH June 10, 2011

red shit

how your shit can become stained red if you eat beetroot. I'm not joking, try it. Happenes a lot to me and i was suprised there was no definition on here. Try it though, a practical experiment you can do at home. Probably best done in private tho.

Man, i just burnt my ass off spilling out that red shit.

by Rickyboy October 7, 2007

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words

The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008

shit pit

Shit Pit - Toilet. Also known as 'the wooden shit pit'.
Origin - medievil castle's toilets were often a large wooden board, that spans a pit. The pit was usually drained into a nearby brook or stream.

'' I need a second episode, where's the shit pit ? ''

by Samuel Mansell July 7, 2004

Shit for brains

A nickname one of my Drill Instructor gave me.

Sgt. McCallum: Shit for Brains, what's your 10th general order?

Me: Sir, I..I mean this Recruit does not remember, Sir!

Sgt. McCallum: WHY YOU STUPID FUCKING INDIVIDUAL, GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 25!

Me: Aye Sir!

by Uhhhh March 10, 2005

shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.

Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!

by Kikipopo December 24, 2008

Shit noob

A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.

Hey blue team, you are a shit noob.
your mum was a shit noob in bed last night.
Shut up shit noob

by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007