dick squeezer

A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.

O.J. Simpson is a dick squeezer.

by inversecoma April 21, 2007

pretzel dick

:
1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.

His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)

by trilasonet September 30, 2005

Dick Day

An expression when someone is being a dick for no reason. It is in reference to October 17th which is National Dick Day, the one day a year you can be a jag-off to whoever you want and no one can hold it against you.

Dick Day is also a Senator from Minnesota (www.dickday.org)

"Why's John being such a dick?"
"Must be his Dick Day."

by The Monster October 18, 2006

dick monkey

A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.

can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!

by Tomster1988 July 11, 2006

Dick Lover

Gay, Fag, Homosexual.

Michael: "Hey Caleb, Brad is such a dick lover. He sucked Ethan's dick last night and swallowed his whole load.

Caleb: " Really, I am a dick lover too, want to try something"

Michael: "Fuck you, NO, why don't you go play hide and go Fuck yourself!"

by Ron BBBB January 28, 2009

dick wipped

The opposite of pussy wipped

pussy wipped

Man Ashley, your so dick wipped by Kieran.

by Nick Brown July 15, 2004

twinkle dick

a small dick dumbass dude that did or does somthing stupid that is of no consequence like garret

Gfutch is such a fucking twinkle dick, cause he walked to town, like Forest Gump instead of riding the bus.

by david p January 21, 2009