The Urban Dictionary

A site where people look for dirty definitions of everything and also look for funny things to say to their friends

Yeah bro, go on the Urban Dictionary and search your girlfriends name, it's nasty.

The Urban Dictionary by Jordan_Gymnast77 September 17, 2016

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off 

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off by Christivn March 27, 2017

Names in Urban Dictionary 

People who have such a large goddamn egos, that they jerk themselves to the fucking point that they right Urban Dictionary definitions for their name, only to than screenshot it and send it to a friend.

"All the Names in Urban Dictionary are so acurate"
".... Your fucking r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d"

Names in Urban Dictionary by BigFactsMan November 2, 2018

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

why does urban dictionary exist 

The Question everyone asks once in awhile

Why does urban dictionary exist?

I don't know, I really don't know...

why does urban dictionary exist by @Insufficient June 10, 2016

Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary

A hardcover print edition of the Urban Dictionary, with new editions published regularly, containing the latest in urban vernacular. Fabric cover with gold lettering to make it suitable for even the most distinguished of bookshelves. Paper and print reminiscent of some of the noteworthy lexicons of past.

I say 'ol chap, have you seen the latest Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary? A true stroke of brilliance and a joyous read if I do say!

Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary by WhachuTalkinBoutWillis March 8, 2016

Names section of the Urban Dictionary 

I want to rant. Just hear me out. Rant starting in 3...2...1...

GOO!!!

I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!

.....RANT OVER.....

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Ok im done

I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary

Names section of the Urban Dictionary by Lauretta Rose June 13, 2016