Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Ruled by Venus

Someone that dictates their decisions based on appearances and sex appeal. Someone can become involved with someone based off their outter appearance/seduction.

Someone who only things about sex and what looks good in the physical. Things like physical attributes, physical features, new things , branding, visuals, luxury, and fetish.

That man is ruled by Venus, he will smash anything walking with a pretty face.

That girl slept with that guy because he looked like he had money. She definitely ruled by Venus.

by Monie9445 July 25, 2021

road rules

MTV show where 6 teamates completes missions to win MONEY....lots of fighting and bitch slapping...

Join Road Rules to be bitch-slap by someone you loath

by Kath July 26, 2003

The fog will rule

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The fog will rule Mark and Jonas.

by The Fog. June 3, 2023

Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Rule #3

Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!

I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020