by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022

by AkoniRich May 4, 2009

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 December 12, 2011

by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.
by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010

To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
by Julz London April 9, 2022
