douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

Douchebag Earring 

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.

Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.

Douchebag Earring by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009

Douchess

A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!

Cynthia is such a douchess, she thinks the world revolves around her spoiled ass!

Douchess by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010

Douchefreude 

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."

Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.

Douchefreude by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012

Douchebageddon 

An event or place with a large number of douchebags doing douchebag things.

Yaletown is full of arrogant, obnoxious start-up companies, it's a douchebageddon.

Douchebageddon by DarthPaul April 21, 2015

Douchebag

Jake Paul

'Jake Paul is such a douchebag"

Douchebag by Jordan Rickinson July 27, 2017

Douchability 

The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.

That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.

Douchability by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010