Dr Douche

Dr of Douchery

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by Dr Douche December 7, 2021

douche

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.

" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "

by ronensmartass November 11, 2019

douche hypothermia

A condition brought on by overexposure to one or a series of douche chills.

"I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"

by kraeg June 17, 2009

Douch

1.Donald Trump
2.me
3.A person that is considered foolish or stupid.

donald trump is a racist douche and likes minions

by Creeuwusjs June 16, 2016

Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.

Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche

by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015

The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory

God Lauren is such a douche worm.

by Jonathan T Rogers March 5, 2008