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Douche Duty

A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.
Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty
by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022
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Douche

One who abbreviates Stuff. Also a male who takes Photos of him self.
Guy 1: Where ya heading?

Guy 2: Going to the ASF to take Pics of myself.

Guy 1: Dude, ur a Douche!!
by AkoniRich May 4, 2009
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Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 December 12, 2011
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Douche nozzle

Have you seen the new kid at school? Yeah he’s a total douche nozzle.
by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019
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Dr Douche

Dr of Douchery
by Dr Douche December 7, 2021
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douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.
Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?
by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010
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Ba-douching

To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
Jacob has straight been ba-douching the only complex since the first day he got here
by Julz London April 9, 2022
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