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Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016
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A hardcover print edition of the Urban Dictionary, with new editions published regularly, containing the latest in urban vernacular. Fabric cover with gold lettering to make it suitable for even the most distinguished of bookshelves. Paper and print reminiscent of some of the noteworthy lexicons of past.
I say 'ol chap, have you seen the latest Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary? A true stroke of brilliance and a joyous read if I do say!
by WhachuTalkinBoutWillis March 8, 2016
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Names section of the Urban Dictionary

I want to rant. Just hear me out. Rant starting in 3...2...1...

GOO!!!

I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!

.....RANT OVER.....

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Ok im done
I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary
by Lauretta Rose June 13, 2016
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mo' urban dictionary

Mo' Urban dictionary is the hard (book) version of this site you're at. It's got loads of cool slang definitions, but too bad u can't add stuff to it all the time like this website. Coz it's a book.
Mo' Urban dictionary is available on Amazon and B&N
Mo' Urban dictionary is shipping now
Mo' Urban dictionary you can see if you lift your head and see a little to your left
by Masci May 30, 2008
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Sub-Urban Dictionary

What the Urban Dictionary has become with its plethora of lame word puns like "Dopplebanger" and "Protohype" that will never catch on.
John: I want to see if I can find some good words to explain life in the modern zeitgeist.

Jenn: Why don't you look on Urban Dictionary?

John: You mean SUB-Urban Dictionary? Maybe, but I'd have to filter through a lot of crap to find any terms worth using. I'm better off trawling for words on a web-forum!
by Eyeconspicuous April 24, 2010
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Names on Urban Dictionary

Self-Loving descriptions of People with low self-esteem
"Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally"
"Did you get that shit from Names on Urban Dictionary ?"
"... yes."
by Logan76667 November 10, 2013
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