Phobia Water

When two gay people are kissing!

I saw him being Phobia Water with that Russian over there!

by BOBTHEBOT May 6, 2019

Watered-down bitch

Fake af

Damn Julia, you a watered-down bitch!

by anonymous February 17, 2025

Sharks in the water

Originally an United States Naval phrase used by the enlisted personnel to alert other subordinate sailors that an officer is on deck. Could also be used to make others aware of the presence of an authority figure i.e cops, a principle, or even your mom.

Younger Brother: *Forgets to do the dishes*

Older Brother: *Hears mom’s car pull in the driveway* “Bro clean this mess up!!! SHARKS IN THE WATER!!!

by foxda5th September 9, 2022

Dad Waters

Slang term for beers

"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"

"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"

by AllKindzOfGainz March 3, 2020

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel

When you do a meat spin while peeing

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 7, 2009

water-well bitch?

A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.

Who do you think I am a millionaire. Your drinking Water-WELL BITCH?

by eve1 June 25, 2024