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pocket-pussy

A pocket-pussy is a portable latex masturbation sleeve with a guy's choice of an oral, anal, or vaginal oriface for him to stick his dick in and work it around until he blows his hoad in it -- then he drinks his own cumgasm. May be used on another guy or guys' cock(s), and you can drink their jizz-gasm too.
I occasionally use my cadet roomie, Matt's, pocket-pussy, and blow my load in it and lick it clean afterward. Then I try to find some other cadets who want me to make them have juicy cumgasms - and I eat those loads too!
by USAF Cadet January 26, 2021
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Wolf Pussy

A Death Metal Band consisting of 3 Members, all of which have no musical talent whatsoever. Their first debut album entitled "Holy Shit We're Hardcore" sold a whopping 7 albums worldwide. Their current tour,

WOLF PUSSY ft. THUNDER CUNT
~in~
My legs are open (to the world)

Is currently taking the US by storm, even with their rocky beginnings.
"That band Wolf Pussy is fabulous"
by WolfPussy January 6, 2009
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Instant Pussy

Soft ass dudes who get scared when drama pops off. Just add beef and you got instant pussy.
My man got scared when dude rolled up he turned into instant pussy.
by shan-da-man July 1, 2003
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Pussy Goblin

Alexis Lojek
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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Instant Pussy

Fake pussy - just add water - two plastic bags welded together at the sides.
by Anonymous November 21, 2002
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pussy fat

fat surrounding thy pussy
look at jo major i bet she has plenty of pussy fat to go around because of the constant dick she takes. boy id like to get me some of that fat, just like another "fat ass" i know
by Justin Shide March 22, 2004
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pussy poppin

the art of thrusting your pelvic region in and out in order to ensure an item is worthy of your awesomeness...
C: Hey Puss! I like your new dress. Can you pop that pussy in it?

C-D: (while thrusting) Of course boo! Think I would buy something that I couldn't pussy pop in?! Its pussy poppin!
by The Shiznit! June 14, 2009
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