Richard Simmons Poop

A pooping endeavor in which the pooper poops and loses 20 lbs in the process of pooping.

Dude, I just Richard Simmons Pooped into a new wardrobe!

by nutzostevo July 9, 2011

poop text

Sending emails via text message capable cell phone.

Please don't poop text my work email, my boss got pissed.

by angusthefuzz November 6, 2007

pooping out the woodwork

When crazy shit like Salad Fingers is all of the sudden all up in your grill.

Yo Smudge! Grab your nine - these bandicoots are pooping out the woodwork!

by savonnn February 5, 2009

poops gold and pees whiskey

Someone very important to a group of people.

With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!

by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021

Drop anchor in poop bay

an expression used to indicate that someone is gay

There are many people in this town that drop anchor in poop bay

by MichaelJG October 10, 2007

The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.

Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

by jacktyronemartinez November 15, 2010

3:20 Poop Time

The time most frequently associated with using the bathroom, specifically a poop. With school ending at 3:00pm, and after school sports beginning at 3:30, 3:20 becomes the perfect balance between dressing out and doing your business with just enough time to make It to practice. Similar to 4:20, the phrase was coined after a group of friends realized that everyday before track practice, they all took a poop at the similar time of 3:20.

Chris: Hey, Logan. Ready for track practice this afternoon?

Logan: Hell yea! I have been holding in this monster shit all day though man. I'm gonna have to stop and make a quick 3:20 poop time before practice.

Chris: I feel ya man. I will cya there!

by Frost,L March 8, 2014