The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls

Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V

The kid named V by Twistyhandles May 27, 2015

sad kid 

He makes you think he is a class act and even a sweetheart. He really is toxic and likes to hurt people when they are defenseless and down. Stay away from them. No pleasurable sex is worth the toxic effects to follow. They often are known as Nathans.

He looks like such a sad kid, I am going to be his friend, maybe have sex with him and make him happy.

sad kid by carnivalgirl June 22, 2015

popsicle kid 

When a child has been dressed or has been taught to dress in one solid color. Like purple shorts with a purple shirt. (Excludes black)

That poor Popsicle kid. Her mom has her in a blue shirt AND blue shorts. OH MY GOSH, her socks are blue too!

popsicle kid by Sweatymoms November 1, 2015

disco kid

A child that is conceived in a restroom stall of a 3rd world country nightclub/rave/discotecque. Mother was intoxicated, Father is always unknown. A disco kid will be either a disco dancing whore or a walking sperm bank of a douche.

A feminazi whore had the audacity to name her disco kid after me without asking.

disco kid by GoReN April 28, 2016

wing kid 

When you use your children's cuteness to seduce unsuspecting Girls

My wing kid is the only reason she agreed to go out with me.

wing kid by Foxy Mack's seedy Uncle September 18, 2016

Baby-Kid 

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

Baby-Kid by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016

Bye kid 

Wanna be ganster who tries to get attention and thinks there better than ever one .

Rekt ..."bye kid"

Bye kid by Anythony July 17, 2016