Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

It’s coming home

Something that English football fans chant for winning the World Cup, although they haven’t won it since 1966

IT’S COMING HOME, IT’S COMING HOME, IT’S COMING, FOOTBALL’S COMING HOME!

by KianNL July 7, 2018

running to home

Making it passed third base but not fully hitting a home run. Dry humping/Just the tip

Michelle: Did you guys fuck yet?
Chloe: No, but we were running to home.

by daniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii September 20, 2018

Born at home

1. Typically used when an unpleasant person takes their shirt off.

2. When your friend is being a spoon.

I.E. "Were you born at home? Do you have a dad? Can he not drive?

I.E. "Don't judge me, I was born at home."

by Felipeholdshandsandtouchesbutt January 26, 2019

A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.

Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.

by dumbcherub September 7, 2019

Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

Tea at home

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time

Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home

by Pokasome June 5, 2020