Goldie Cocks

A human of male origin whom has blonde pubic hair

"Hey look, it's Goldie Cocks!"

by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015

cock-fished

When a guy sends you picture's of a dick that aren't actually his. Trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker penis than he does.

You: Durk sent me several puctures of his dick but they don't look the same.
Friend : you have been cock-fished! You know, like that show "catfish" but with a guys dick.

by undercover freak July 27, 2015

Cock Custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen

I shot a huge load of Cock Custard all over that slut last night.

by SpoogeBob CumPants November 23, 2018

Cold Cocking

1. The act of putting someone's "member in a block of ice and then smashing it," a fighting technique developed by the Eskimo people. -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

2. The act of sucker-punching someone with great force, usually knocking them out.

"The Eskimos are a wily lot. Though they were smaller than him they clobbered him. They ended up shoving snow up his butt and cold cocking him." -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

by J Boulder June 24, 2016

cock on the brain

When someone puts it in your ear and you can feel it touch your brain so hard.

We were just hanging out and he put his " cock on the brain" ; it felt so weird .

by Colly Color June 23, 2016

COCK FISH

A person on social media who pretends be a female but is a guy seeking cock

I got cock Fish'ed on periscope. This dude asked for dee pics and it turns out she's a he!

by 2high4lifetv May 6, 2016

cock future

An investment in condoms

"If you didn't wanna knock her up, you should've invested in a cock future"

by Sex_Joke July 13, 2016