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optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect
OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner
by Monoblanco February 21, 2020
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smad boner

when a girl teases a guy at 2am then goes to sleep
“*** had a smad boner when **** fell asleep after teasing him” when a guy with a boner is smad
by pissedoff2amace March 25, 2020
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manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.
"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
by borbersk May 6, 2020
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gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.
me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.
by helluvanape June 12, 2020
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Bud boner

A raging boner that occurs after smoking some giggle bush (marijuana)
"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."
by Wordwhacker907 June 19, 2020
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law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.
Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020
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Corona Boner

When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.
God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!
by Dik Hansom September 15, 2020
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