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d bag

A person who goes out in New Balance tennis shoes and is unable to to keep his feet together. Along with that you also have to send threating text messages, have a 250lb girlfried(Also has to be a Hillbilly). Symptoms of a D Bag are, big and dumb, weird goatees, Bipolar, control freak and other douche baggery actions. Man tits as well.
Jeff is such a D Bag. If you could of been anymore of a D Bag he would be sent to jail for being a d bag.
by Fat chance 72 April 5, 2009
mugGet the d bagmug.

sand-bagging

The deliberate act of matching speed with a car or truck beside you on the freeway, thereby preventing the d-bag behind you from proceeding with his 90 mph freeway surfing ways.

An amusing road trip past-time.

The intentional, and often hilarious, mischievous brother of the speed limit demon.

Also the same general premise of freeway tag, just without the presence of people you actually like.
1. "You, me, a semi, and the speed limit... Let's all get to know each other, shall we?. Let the sand-bagging begin..."

2. "Ah, flashed your brights.. that's gonna cost you another 30 seconds of sand-bagging, my friend.."
by Road_Man January 23, 2010
mugGet the sand-baggingmug.

grab bag

A person you can not determine the sex of, so when you get them home and drop their pants, you never know what your going to get!
by Ruthless August 29, 2005
mugGet the grab bagmug.

Doggy Bag

noun/verb. When having anal and/or vaginal sex with a partner in the doggy style position, the receiving party will bend far enough forward that they place the majority of the giving party's testicle satchel in their mouth. Gargling the subject scrotum is recommended but not required.
I heard cirque de soleil is in town. Doggy bags for everyone!!!
by Fari Fennett May 26, 2013
mugGet the Doggy Bagmug.

juice bag

well
i call a juice bag
a condom
eeeew gross
a wet juice bag right here on the side of the road
OH GOD DID THAT RABBIT JUST EAT IT
oh no the rabbits choking it
dude give that rabbit the heimlick
now way
you give it the heimlick
by t-radical squared May 14, 2005
mugGet the juice bagmug.

Cat Bag

Someone that had sexual intercourse with a cats anus for money
Oi you dirty cat bag!
by Slick Back Jack November 8, 2007
mugGet the Cat Bagmug.

double bag

To use a condom and a paper bag at the same time during intercourse. Exemplified by a desperate person settling for sex with an ugly skank.
-You're taking home that bow-wow? You know she's been around the block more than once.
-Not to worry, I'll double bag it.
by cashmatt March 4, 2009
mugGet the double bagmug.

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