cawesome

An ingenius encapsulation of the words awesome and cool into one ultrasmooth and easy to swallow package.
Ryan: dude, did you see the tits on that high dollar hooker?
Chris: yeah man, they were cawesome!
by ruthless November 5, 2004
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Kentucky Waterfall

Betty Sue: Momma, do you really think Bobby Joe luvs Mary Lue?
Momma: I had my doubts at first when he pulled up to the weddin' in a limo instead of on a John Deere like every other man in this family has done fur years, but when he stepped out with that newly shorn Kentucky Waterfall, I done knew that honkey's luv was true!
by ruthless November 17, 2004
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Tennessee Top Hat

Another word for a mullet, a long under rated hair style that truly exudes power, respect, and most importantly, dignity.
If George W. had a Tennessee top hat, we would not be in the situation we are in now...Osama would have turned himself in years ago out of sheer respect for the mad mullet W. was sportin'!
by ruthless November 17, 2004
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AK-12

What Bush was looking for when he invaded Iraq, truly a high performance weapon of mass destruction. This lil' beauty is an authentic Russian made AK-47, but has been made to shoot 12-gauge shotgun shells instead...6 of them as fast as you can pull the trigger! Manufactured by Saiga. See also "street sweeper"
Private: Sir, requesting permission to speak, sir.
Captain: Permission granted private.
Private: Sir, our latest intelligence report indicates that there are more than 60,000 troops headed our direction. They are armed with fully automatic weapons and RPGs. There are also 50 Bradley tanks with them. I am sure you are well aware that we have sustained heavy casualties in the past two weeks and morale is at an all time low. Further more, our support is more than 12 days away.
Captain: Private, I give you a direct order to send up multiple flares so that the enemy can pinpoint our exact location.
Private: Sir, are you fuckin' nuts?
Captain: We have one AK-12 private, we are about to take those gheymos for a Polish bike ride that they will never forget!
by ruthless November 16, 2004
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grab bag

A person you can not determine the sex of, so when you get them home and drop their pants, you never know what your going to get!
by Ruthless August 29, 2005
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Rhyano

A grad. student at UGA who is head over heels for the most beautiful girl in the world.
Tom: Dude, that guy just cleaned that girl's house, bought her flowers, gave her a massage, and cooked her a three course meal!
Tim: Thats Rhyano for ya!
by ruthless January 31, 2005
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high brass

This lil' gem originated in Watkinsville, Georgia in the year 2004. It is in reference to high power 12-gauge shotgun shells. They are easily recognized by the fact that the brass travels a good way up the shell, more brass equals more power, which equals more fun! Ideal for use in an AK-12.
Ryan: Jesus fucking Christ man. I feel like a horse just kicked me in the shoulder!
Drew: Well, when your letting high brass rounds slip out the AK-12, what do you expect?
by ruthless March 7, 2005
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