baby human

date me baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good

by Krkič December 7, 2019

Baby Einstein

Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.

Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

slap the baby

To leave early.

Because she was too tired to stay at the party, Jill wanted to slap the baby and go to bed.

by Penndog July 20, 2012

baby babooshka

A term commonly used by rapist to show who their next victim is. If some one is called a "baby babooshka", he or she is probably, or going to be, a victim of sexual abuse.

Luna: "Look at that Baby Babooshka! I'm going to take him home!"
Jeff: "I'm calling the police."

by SadAsianKid November 27, 2011

Jalebi Baby

South asian equivalent of ABG. A brown girl who dresses promiscuously and thinks she's gangsta.

Aye
Baby let me see it
Jalebi baby
I just wanna eat it
Jalebi baby
~ Tesher

by Careless-Cow-5683 June 26, 2022

new baby

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.

by alex December 28, 2003

Chinese Baby

When playing ping pong, if the ball barely nicks the edge of the table it is called a chinese baby because it strongly resembles the sound of a chinese infant.

Player 1: Gee Willakirs! What a shot!

Player 2: That shot was a Chinese Baby because it barely nicked the edge of the table making it impossible to return.

Player 1: Haha because it sounded like a Chinese baby! jk lol. No but really..

by Napolian Dynamite October 13, 2008