A homo sapiens who goes by the name Ale and is concerningly in love with any girl who happens to show a level of interest in him. He then proceeds to fall madly in love with them. Be careful once in love he serves as a non-listening safety hazard.
He is a simp.
by mayasierraaaaaa March 21, 2023
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a man that poodles behind his woman and becomes a yes man and agrees to anything she says instead of being an Alpha male
by bigdbanga November 1, 2023
Get the Simpingmug. by adderall daddy February 5, 2020
Get the simpmug. “did u hear dara merriman gave phoebe his giant death star lego set just so she’d kiss him”
“he’s such a simp”
“he’s such a simp”
by cowfrombarnyard March 19, 2020
Get the simpmug. Jordan Sagers
by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024
Get the Princess simpmug. a man with no spine. deletes tinder after talking to a girl for a week. wouldn't give someone mouth to mouth because he has a girlfriend. often comes in the form of men named Ryland Willamson.
by scandanavianclown April 22, 2020
Get the simpmug. When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤
Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
Get the Simpmug.