Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018

1+1+1=1

A joke mocking the trinity, the core doctrine of Christianity. The trinity believes God is One in three persons who arent eachother but are all god 100% “ So 3 gods?”Some people say to which christians respond no no its one god

James: the trinity is not illogical god can be one and in any amount of persons!

MutahWarrior313: 1+1+1=1?????

by MongolKhan January 23, 2024

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by wast3r June 15, 2025

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

part 1

When you think of sociopaths, you think of serial killers like John Wayne Gacy or Ted Bundy, or maybe you think of the show, Dexter. You don't really think of them as someone you love or care about, just cruel, heartless, murderous people. So when one of your parents is a sociopath, it takes a long time to realize it. But once you know the signs, they are pretty easy to spot. You hear the criteria and slowly put the pieces together.

Part 1 of re story.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019

100 men vs 1 gorilla

A Debate of the century and brain rot

A: hey who would win 100 men vs 1 gorilla

B: I don’t give a shit, how the fuck did you get in my house?

by Fantastic Epic Man Big Op Yo May 4, 2025

Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020