The Tea Party 

1. The now-defunct rock band. The ultra-pretentious douchebag Jeff Martin announced the end of The Tea Party at a press conference in 2005, allowing his two band-mates of 30 years (Stuart Chatwood, Jeff Burrows) to find out that their careers had been terminated by getting phone calls from journalists.

Once mighty, The Tea Party have fallen off the ends of the Earth, with their songs now only occasionally played on Canadian rock stations to help fulfill the CRTC's Canadian-content regulations. Already, most college and university students have no clue that this band ever existed.

2. To be a Canadian rock band that is hugely successful in Canada and overseas, but compromises their integrity with vain attempts to penetrate the U.S. market.

1. The Tea Party's only #1 hit was Heaven Coming Down.

2. I hope Billy Talent stick to their guns instead of being a Tea Party.

The Tea Party by Leroy Brown 420 February 1, 2009

The Tuskegee Airmen 

A sex act that involves banging to near completion on the bottom mattress of a bunk bed and, just before climax, climbing to the top bunk to drop a poop on the unsuspecting partner below who may (or may not) be "finishing the job" on themselves.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Andy brought that cute bartender home last night and banged the shit out of her?"

Dude 2: "Yeah... He gave her 'The Tuskegee Airmen' and she completely freaked out!"

Dude 1: "I told him not to eat that burrito with the corn salsa..."

The Tuskegee Airmen by Mopper January 2, 2011

Up The Tordoff 

Having anal sex with someone in the showers after rugby, the tordoff (the person taking it up the bum) usually has the smallest penis.

Oh no josh you didnt take it up the tordoff again did you?

Up The Tordoff by Ell Webster January 21, 2009

under the table 

similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public

girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?

girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes

under the table by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 26, 2021

Thomas The Train 

Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?

Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?

Guy: it's about this train named Thomas

Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!

Thomas The Train by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

elvis has left the tube 

American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"

elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)

elvis has left the tube by Elzeal December 28, 2005

close encounter of the turd kind 

1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.

2. Stepping on dog crap.

3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.

"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"

close encounter of the turd kind by carmenarmen February 11, 2010