it's fucking raw

Gordon Ramsay's favorite thing to say.

The meat isn't cooked. It's fucking raw!!!

it's fucking raw by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 29, 2017

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

dragon's bitch 

One who is a slave to a legendary reptilian beast. Often used to demean a gamer who plays Skyrim.

Beto: "Awww man, how did i get killed by that stupid Mudcrab?!"

Alex: "It's probably cuz you're a dragon's bitch, dude haha!"

Beto: "STOP TALKING!!!"

dragon's bitch by Electroso April 25, 2014

Bidoof’s Law 

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.

“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”

Bidoof’s Law by plasticmild September 17, 2019

Bogdan's Law 

In the PC game, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, when one player has low health, a high health player, usually with an AWP(sniper rifle), switch weapons with each other, to give the low health player a 1-shot, 1-kill opportunity. Usually carried out when the team with the hurt player has a 1 or more man advantage, allowing the higher-health player to take battles.

Can be referred to as Bogdan, Bogdan's Law, Bogdan's.

Mike: "I'm 1hp, Bogdan me"
John: *Drops AWP, picks up AK-47*

or

Mike: "I'm hurt. Bogdan's Law?"
John: "sure." *Drops AWP, picks up Mike's weapon*

Bogdan's Law by MajorSer April 2, 2017

Sherlock is a girl's name 

British slang for "I love you."

"Sherlock is a girl's name."
"We are not naming our baby after you."

Sherlock is a girl's name by macaronidoodles February 8, 2014