eye (I) haff (have) to laff (laugh)
meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang
meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang
by @ag.vstd on ig 😔🤟 January 18, 2019
Naked yoga with a yeast infection.
by bernardjumblingtowers October 24, 2010
When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.
Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.
by RogerRogerson March 08, 2017
When a women that you meet for the first time takes and instant liking to you and has an immediate attraction. You'll be able to see the outline of your hot dog, dancing in her eyes as she visualizes taking it deep later that night.
While out at the club, Johnny met this chick who had Hot Dog Eyes upon first contact. She couldn't contain herself from thinking of the ways she would pleasure the hot dog sometime later
by whitehoteboy August 10, 2011
a man that gives his woman everything she needs and does it with a kind heart. He also excels at making breakfast in the morning.
Girl 1: Why are you smiling
Girl 2: My boyfriend made me a heart-shaped pancake for breakfast
Girl 1: Sounds like you have a Lewie Blue Eyes. How did you get so lucky.
Girl 2: My boyfriend made me a heart-shaped pancake for breakfast
Girl 1: Sounds like you have a Lewie Blue Eyes. How did you get so lucky.
by Frankie323 September 10, 2008
when ted passed out after banging that brazilian transvestite, she soon dropped each nut into his eye sockets giving him a pair of arabian eye goggles.
by kakes November 09, 2006
by _d.e.W.o.n_ July 21, 2005