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Salad Fingers 

Gender confused "it" that lives in the middle of nowhere, in shack #22. All of his "friends" left him to go to the great war. He randomly names objects and bugs. He has a very "colorful" imagination and a preferance for rusted metal. He likes it when the "red water" comes. He has a lack of intelectual skills and utterly terrified by human speech except for his own, as shown in episode 5. There are currently 7 episodes all of which created by David Firth.
(as Salad Fingers stabs his finger on a rusty hook) "I like it when the red water comes out"
Salad Fingers by Fat-Pie April 29, 2006
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kit kat fingers

Kit Kat fingers are when a person places any two fingers together and inserts them into another humans anal cavity. (usually a gay male activity). Once the fingers have been removed any remnants of shit are acknowledged by each party and swiftly licked clean. This act can be incorporated with the Dirty Sanchez and Portugese Breakfast.
Last night my boyfriend got kit kat fingers before we made love and i ended up with a dirty sanchez.
kit kat fingers by Sam 23456 May 23, 2006
I played with her fingerhut to warm things up. After the fourth finger, she was hot to trot.
fingerhut by Lateen O August 14, 2006

4 fingers up 

holding 4 finger up in a photo is a secret way of saying you are homosexual/ gay
4 fingers up by sexymilf999 April 30, 2022

Cat Got Your Fingers

A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.
Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?

three fingered salute 

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.
John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."