he shot him
English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"
by applealex December 3, 2009
Get the popped a cap in his assmug. When engaging in sexual intercourse (missionary position) with a female who is currently midway through her menstrual cycle the male may ejaculate inside her then remove his flaccid penis and proceed to punch her in the stomach creating an eruption similar to those seen on the Pillsbury Pizza Pop commercials.
by StinkyFingerJon April 17, 2008
Get the The Pillsbury Pizza Popmug. Also known as the "Rule of Three Months"
Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:
-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)
This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.
Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:
-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)
This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.
Group: Hey did you hear about Jessica Simpson?
Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.
Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!
Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"
Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.
Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!
Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"
by DefinitelyNotSketch September 16, 2009
Get the Man Pop-Culture Lawmug. Post Office Protocols off
We are looking forward to the end of our round delivering letters with the Royal Mail and to having a bit of fun with our computers, so you can pop off
by what has my name got to do with it October 9, 2003
Get the pop offmug. Aka B.B.C. all the ladies love black monsters expecially when they are like 18 inches long, resembles a chocolate popsicle cuz bitches love to gag on em. and the rest is self expanatory.
by Vitelly Trunkionne June 19, 2006
Get the chocolate piss popmug. A variation of "pop a cap in yo ass".
Said by a vending machine in a Simpsons episode prior to firing several cans of pop at Bart.
Said by a vending machine in a Simpsons episode prior to firing several cans of pop at Bart.
by Allen Smithee December 18, 2007
Get the cap a pop in yo assmug. The act of gaining up to 3/4 of an erection whilst suggestively dancing with a partner on a dancefloor.
-The day after Popping a Chubby on the D-floor-
Patrick: Hey dude how was clubbing last night?
Guy: Not bad, I popped several chubbies on the D-floor.
Patrick: Solid.
Patrick: Hey dude how was clubbing last night?
Guy: Not bad, I popped several chubbies on the D-floor.
Patrick: Solid.
by FooteGuy December 8, 2010
Get the Popping a Chubby on the D-floormug.